What is an Oxymoron?

People always ask this question although they mostly kind of already know the answer. Yes that’s right it’s something to do with GCSE poetry. Apart from this though, what is an Oxymoron really?

I believe it is a cross between a few different, equally loveable creatures. It could literally be “All things bright and beautiful” rolled into one big beastly ball. I have sadly been putting quite a lot of thought into this of late and am constantly coming up with rough drafts that don’t quite make the mark. I have however attempted to get an Oxymoron onto a chalkboard for the benefit of some outdoor advertising. I shall let the public be the judge and get back to the drawing board asap…

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